Or, the working title of the parenting* book I will never write.
Other alternatives include:
- Top 10 Things You Would Dream About If You Were Allowed To Sleep
- Where Did THAT Bump Come From?
- Please Don't Eat Mud
Any other suggestions?
*And by "parenting" I mean Seinfeld-esque Observations of Child-rearing. Not actual Parenting.
What to expect when your child eats Play-Doh
My book will be called: “Could You Please Repeat What You Just Said? Musings of a Music Teacher”
This week’s entries would be:
*You’ll never have a girl friend. You’re too mean and too ugly. (one third grade boy to another)
*Mrs. F, can I please go to the bathroom? I have poop coming out my butt. (Whispered in my ear by a first grader)
We Don’t Pee on the Living Room Floor.
(And other things you’d never thought you’d say to another human being.)