I am losing my mind. Really.

About a month ago – before we moved – I ordered a few things from OldNavy.com. They came in the mail, and 2 of the 3 shirts I ordered, didn’t fit. So after learning the lesson ‘maternity shirts that button up the middle don’t fit me correctly’ the hard way – I decided I’d just send them back. I’ve really never had any trouble returning anything to Old Navy.

So we moved. And the one shirt that fit – which I’ve now worn twice – is in my closet. And the bag with the rest of the clothes (including 2 things for Bump) - is missing. And it is consuming me.

I thought about it for the first time a few days ago. And went and looked around in the room in which I assumed it would be. No luck. So when I had more time, I took a good look around the house and checked my car. Nothing. Since then I have searched our house – more than once, bothered Jeff about it enough that he got up in the attic to check boxes of Christmas decorations and old yearbooks, asked Becky TWICE to check her apartment and car, rechecked every car WE own – multiple times, and I’m looking places it couldn’t possibly be – like under the sink in the bathroom and in my file cabinet at work – just in case. 

It’s all I can think about. I even went on my OldNavy.com account today to make sure I didn’t dream the whole damn thing. Sure enough. The order exists.

Help.

4 thoughts on “Thursday March 13, 2008

  1. Yes- you’re clearly insane.  But we’ll blame it on Bump.

  2. By the way– the people demand pictures of Bump!  Don’t be shy…

  3. You’re not insane, it’s a temporary brain/placenta draining problem of sorts….not your fault I’m sure. miss ya love ya Lo

    PS I added a pic for you

  4. You’re normal!!!!  Believe me!  I remember once I bought a shirt for Dad for his Birthday.  He opened it — I think it had an Army logo monogramed on it.  He remembers opening it.  We think it must have gotten tossed out with the wrappings.  We have NEVER seen the shirt again! 

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