so i was at a stop light near campus earlier yesterday and looked over to see a guy about my age practically making out with the bloodhound sharing the bench seat of the antique-looking pick-up truck he was driving. it was gross. make out with your dog in the privacy of your own home.
It’s true. Sarah used to make out with our ginormous dalmatian, Chester. Of course, she was in “the privacy of her own home.”